I’ve pulled out a lot of vehicles,” he said. “But that’s the first wiener I’ve ever pulled out.

Dave Kurzejewski of Costy’s Truck and Auto Mart was called to duty when an accident occurred involving one of the six Oscar Meyer Weinermobiles and a patch of ice.  [Murketing]

Newspapers have no standards when it comes to bad puns. “Although [the drivers] didn’t relish the experience, they weren’t hurt, investigating state Trooper Rex Johnson said.” Tsk-tsk.