Today’s Creed’s Thoughts is all about Valentine’s Day and how he celebrates. Filled with semi-funny observational jokes, the post ends with this description of his perfect Valentine’s Day: “me, a special lady, a bottle of red wine, a steak dinner, two heart-shaped cupcakes, a box of high-quality prophylactics, and that special lady’s credit card so I can go buy two more bottles of wine after she falls asleep.”