Mother of the Year

It’s almost an Onion story, yet somehow, it’s not. According to The Sun, Russian authorities have found a “bird boy.” The 7-year old boy, who communicates through chirps and frustrated wing flaps, was raised by his mother as though he was another one of her birds. [D.BartholowArchive]

The title “bird boy” is slightly misleading and disappointing as he has neither beak nor feathers.