The Other Lonely Sandwich

This past weekend in the Dallas suburb of Flower Mound three teenagers beat up a 14-year old Subway employee working in a “giant sandwich” costume. They then stole his costume and fled the scene only to be caught a short time later.

Police caught the trio after a witness took down the license plate of the Nissan fleeing the shop around lunchtime in the 2200 block of Justin Road in Flower Mound. An officer called the car’s owner, who said his son, Daniel, was driving. The father then told his son to meet with police at the scene, where he was arrested. No money was taken.

I find it funny that the journalist felt it necessary to used the word “giant” when describing the sandwich costume. You know, just to clarify.