My dearest RSS reader,

Oh poor, poor little Google Reader. I never meant to treat you so badly. As I saw you reach the 1000+ mark, it was as clear to me as the day is long that I had mistreated and neglected you and, in turn, all the nice internetmakers out there.

I sincerely apologize to you. I have seen the err of my ways and will work to make it up to you.

May we “Mark all as read” before too long. I miss you and hope you miss me too.

Garrison